I am Jack's smirking revenge.

"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond."

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:55:44 -0500

““I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.””

- Cake

Something new to covet.

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:54:03 -0500

Something new to covet.

I think I’m in love.

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:36:06 -0400

I think I’m in love.

WTF?!!!?!?!?!?!!!

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:58:15 -0400

WTF?!!!?!?!?!?!!!

We need more shows like this and less shows like Knight Rider.

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:29:58 -0400

We need more shows like this and less shows like Knight Rider.

The forecast. Fire.

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:21:00 -0400

The forecast. Fire.

Welcome To Miami (Bienvenidos a Miami)

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:13:00 -0400

I can’t believe I go to school here. This is the view from my dorm. Seriously.

vulturerealty: The EP is out. “We Are Vultures” by Vulture...

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:06:16 -0400

vulturerealty:

The EP is out.

“We Are Vultures” by Vulture Realty

DOWNLOAD MP3 320kbps

Produced by Apes + Androids.

Photography by Noah Kalina.

Released by The Normative Music Company.

Download this. It really is quite good. It reminds me of Vampire Weekend and The Postal Service without being an amalgamation of the two.

Oh, yeah.

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:28:35 -0400

So I’m going to start posting again at a semi-regular pace. I wonder how long this will last…

Weird.

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:26:58 -0400

confessionizer:

i wish that i said goodbye instead of running away from our issues and text messaging you…
would things of been different? its the question I ask myself every second of the day… I MISS YOU.

confessionizer: I typed a confession into this box a few days ago. Then I decided this was just a...

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:50:01 -0400

confessionizer:

I typed a confession into this box a few days ago. Then I decided this was just a stupid exercise and deleted it.

I’m going to tell you in person. Soon. It’s going to be awesome.

I think this sums up my opinion of online confessionals quite nicely. Just say what you need to say, dammit.

Holy crap! Elephants are better at painting elephants than I am!

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:24:31 -0400

Holy crap! Elephants are better at painting elephants than I am!

Pitchfork Gives Music a 6.8

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:46:53 -0400

Pitchfork Gives Music a 6.8:

Dear Writer of this Publication,

You fucking rock.

Love,

Jack Goodwin

"When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold."

Sun, 04 May 2008 01:11:19 -0400

“When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.”

- Atmosphere

No wonder that remix was terrible!

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:01:24 -0400

Soulwax did it! And they fucking suck!

Never remix a good song. Your remix will never be as good as the original (see every remixed...

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:59:33 -0400

Never remix a good song. Your remix will never be as good as the original (see every remixed classic rock song ever, specifically the remix of You Can’t Always Get WHat You Want featured in the end credits of the film 21).

Remix bad ones instead. I personally think a good remix of Never Gonna Give You Up is long overdue. Girl Talk should definitely hit that shit up.

"I swear to God, if you talk shit about this sound check on your fucking myspace, or livejournal, or..."

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:40:49 -0400

“I swear to God, if you talk shit about this sound check on your fucking myspace, or livejournal, or whatever, you will fucking die. One thousand times. And you’ll be fucking dead.”

- Girl Talk

Everything we do is in terms of something that’s already been done. There isn’t...

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:32:37 -0400

Everything we do is in terms of something that’s already been done. There isn’t anything that is purely original. There never has been. Everything we do is just adding on to something someone else thought up.

A creative person is someone who is really really good at playing with legos.

I want to be Bob Dylan.

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:47:00 -0400

Except with a laptop. And the knowledge of Bob Dylan’s entire musical career. And how that career impacted modern music.

Actually...

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:10:58 -0400

“Rosa Parks” should replace calling shotgun instead of calling 5’s. It’s much more fitting.